bullet points of my life

• coughing so hard i'm gagging is a really fun new symptom to this random cold/allergy/infection I've had on and off since like January.
• can't sleep, brain won't shut off despite anti-anxiety pills.
• been reading F My Life way too much and thinking about how much my life sucks. ex: Rob came home from visiting his parents in Ottawa for the day, for his birthday. 50 relatives and friends went and partied with him and his mom made him a cake. He complained because he hates chocolate cake. I see my parents twice a year at most and the last time my mom made me cake was for my 6th birthday - technically that's a lie because I discovered recently that my aunt made it, and she actually made it to celebrate the birth of her second child but since everyone had forgotten my birthday - including my mother who thought until I was 15 that my birthday was in August - she donated the cake to me.
• I watched 6 straight hours of Jon and Kate +8 today, which is one of the most retarded shows ever.
• I was forced to hang out with blissfully happy couples all weekend, especially the one who is getting married in like 3 months and turn the conversation around to things that only pertain to them. ie "Is your dessert good? We picked out our wedding came today and it is going to be so amazing!!!" followed by 30 minute long description of cake.
  
• Really REALLY have to find new job. Really. I have a fucking BA and I speak 3 languages, and read/write in a 4th, and delivering mail/making photocopies is SO BORING.